Oct 302009
 

 

  • The 12-step chocoholics program:
    NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
  • Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.  Judith Viorst
  • Chocolate: Here today …. Gone today!
    Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen!
  • I  don’t understand why so many “so called” chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, ’nuff said.

  • Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

  • Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.
  • Q:  Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
    A:  Because no one wants to quit.
  • Chocolate is a Vegetable: chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

 

Enjoy !

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